“The meaning of life is just to be alive. It is so plain and so obvious and so simple. And yet, everybody rushes around in a great panic as if it were necessary to achieve something beyond themselves” – Alan Watts.
Welcome to our unique and unconventional category – Unprofessional CV Writing Service that is guaranteed to not get you the job.
Sometimes, traditional job-seeking / employment isn’t for everyone, and that’s where we come in. Our team of experts specializes in crafting unprofessional CVs designed to ensure rejection.
For those who prioritize avoiding job interviews and call backs, our service is tailored to meet your needs. We understand the intricacies of what recruiters seek in a candidate, allowing us to skilfully create CVs that defy those expectations.
Ideal for individuals with alternative sources of income that depend on submitting job applications, our service guarantees your journey through the employment process remains pleasantly brief. Embrace the power of a CV that screams “reject me,” and let us handle the rest.
The solution.
We redefine the traditional approach to CV writing with this service. Our specialized service is designed for individuals seeking a CV that actively deters prospective employers. We take pride in creating resumes that are intentionally hard to read and navigate, strategically laden with red flags that discourage any hiring manager from considering you for the job. Our team of experts employs a unique blend of formatting faux pas, incomprehensible language, and deliberate oversights to ensure your CV stands out for all the wrong reasons.
We understand that not everyone is looking for a conventional career path, and for those who prioritize steering clear of job offers, our service is unparalleled. The art of crafting a rejection-worthy CV lies in our hands, as we carefully manipulate every element to communicate incompetence and unprofessionalism. From convoluted language to inconsistent formatting, we strategically incorporate elements that scream “stay away” to potential employers.
If you have other income streams that rely on submitting job applications but wish to remain under the radar in the hiring process, our un professional cv writing service is your go-to choice. Embrace the power of a CV that actively works against you, and let us navigate the intricacies of making your resume a red-flag-filled masterpiece designed to repel any job prospect. But making it look like you tried. Choose us for a CV that speaks louder in rejection than any cover letter ever could.
Benefits of using our first job reference service
Competitive advantage over the other applicants.
Fast and easy service.
87% Higher chance of getting the job vs without.
Professional & diligent service is guaranteed.
On hand 09:00 – 17:00 ready to take the call or email as soon as we are contacted.